![]() ![]() His only flaw is that he often looks at people the same way, which means ties can be easilly broken and it is really hard to be a best friend. He’s one of the few people out there who really cares about stuff and while he doesn’t always show it stuff affects him. That kid who is kind of shy and kind of holds back, but once you get to know him you realize he’s a really great person that you shouldn’t forget. If I have my phone off I don’t know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result, I can’t worry about not getting a reply.” Person 1: “Hey aren’t you waiting for a text? Why is your phone off” This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text. The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states “If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see”. Girl: “He must be pupper necking, look at that adorable doggo on the sidewalk!” Guy: “Why is this guy in front of me going so damn slow?!” The act of slowing down traffic to look at a cute dog. “Girl, I was collecting receipts on what’s going on between her and Bob.” like when a lawyer provides evidence in court. Taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. “Jeff regularly cites to articles that directly contradict his premise. Damn.”Ī citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority. “Dude, those people took down their Christmas decorations the day after Christmas! They’re totally Starbucksing right now! SO insensitive. “Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!” The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet. “I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys’s birthday.” ![]() “Sorry I’m late, I was enjoying a late shift wank”īeing actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire. When working shift work and on a late shift, one uses their free morning to repeatedly abuse themselves until they leave for work. ![]() (And then stop using them when everyone else does). Here’s a list of Urban Dictionary terms sure to catch fire in 2018 so start using them before anyone else. Some of the terms are downright hilarious, while others, well they’re just trying too hard. Urban Dictionary is constantly adding new terms and even allows users to vote on which slang stays or goes. It’s now one of the top 200 websites in the entire world. The website is now the go-to source for kids and adults to find out the definition of a new term they heard a friend, co-worker or character on TV use in conversation. But what started as a joke has taken on a life of its own. The website is a crowdsourced online dictionary of slang words and phrases that was founded in 1999 as a parody of. Urban Dictionary does a pretty stellar job of keeping up with the changing vocabulary and times. ![]()
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